Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed

I’m okay with it, as long as “quick thinking and clever bullshit” don’t become part of the Cardinal Wa—*HURRRRUGHHH* I couldn’t finish that last part without vomiting.

These UNC players deserve a break from school. They should give the kids who write their papers the week off.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

Because you were at the gate, with full, normal toilet facilities, 30 seconds prior?

Never

AT&T doesn’t need you to play devil’s advocate. They can afford, and already do, have Satan on retainer.

Your sources are very, very out of date. 802.11n, which has been around for about 10 years, supports speeds up to 500Mbps. Wireless-ac can actually hit gigabit speeds.

I don’t have a joke to go with this but I just googled it and holy shit Diners Club still exists

When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.

You rang?

THEY ALL WORE GOGGLES THINKING THEY WERE THE NEXT GEORGE MIKAN.

Ha! Like we could steam anything at our desktops anyway. Screw you JSP, I had better bandwidth in Afghanistan in 2011. Im not kidding, I struggle to get a reddit loaded and its 90% text.

I don’t know about Nance, but reading this piece made me very disappointed in Kevin.

Pink Lady or GTFO!

Mae Beavers! She doesn’t sound as cool as her cousin Ethel in Pawnee.

“Correction: second American.” - Abby Wambach

Really loved how Suarez couldn’t decide whether he should pretend to have been elbowed or pushed in the back, then settled on pretending he’d been stabbed in the throat.

The Ocho!