Why are we hearing about this now? Shouldn’t there be several more incidents over 10 years before this comes out? There slipping in happy valley.

Maybe I’m just in a mood. And I didn’t even read this. But two fucking articles about this cat? Really?

Great. Because there’s definitely not enough cats on the internet.

FFS when was that!

Or what if... wait... what the fuck are you talking about?

Jim Jones.

Excellent.

For godsakes you are funny.

Actually he is correct.

Ugh. That’s horrible. Like a bad meatloaf.

Unfortunately, thanks to a legal principle called “abatement ab initio”, Aaron’s conviction is now vacated. As if the trial and conviction never happened.

Yes because when you get down to it The NFL doesn’t care if you murder people do drugs rape people nothing. But man if you’re “uppity” now you’re in trouble.

It would appear so.

It’s been a whole day since we had a report of a walk off grand slam. What gives?

That is actually a fact. In case anyone thought you were engaging in unfounded hyperbole.

“... protesting something everyone thinks his bad...” Apparently not everyone thinks it’s bad. My mostly white middle class suburban neighborhood is full of “blue lives matter” signs. I know what that means. I assume those are the same people that voted for trump, which by the way is about half the voters. So I know…

Not bad. Obvious, and someone had to say it. But not bad.

Oh yeah. Merv! How did we miss that?

I only knew it because there is a great line of cigars called the griffins. Logo has a griffin on it. Awesome cigars.

For chrissakes, Michael, he’s not some first grader, he’s your son. Take him to a fucking game if he expressed interest, you cheap fuck. What else is more important to spend the money on? Blink your eyes and he’ll be 20. And you’ll be all I should have taken him to more games. I speak from experience so listen.