Holy shit, dude. But I can’t stand him either.

As a New Jerseyan fuck New Jersey.

There are much better and cheaper ones available. Easier to engineer and produce more power when you done have to hide it in a seat tube. They are great especially in a flat center city or seashore location.

Yeah but now every city has a list like that. Not taking anything away but you don’t have to travel to Wisconsin to get great beer. The Cheese though. Good God the cheese.

I do have a problem with half of this transaction. Christie should have some decorum and dignity and humility and leadership. But I guess trump finally made it ok to be a jerk off even if you hold a high government office.

I like lowlight as a verb.

Boats and hoes!

Hot dogs cut up in original Kraft mac and cheese (yeah with the powder cheese and milk and butter in a pot). Haven’t done it in a long time but favorite “oh dear god I’m a monster” meal.

That’s just fucked up. (I might try it though)

Wrong. This is not opinion. It is fact: Ketchup does not belong on a hot dog unless it is cut into many pieces on a plate being served to a child. If it’s on a roll, it’s mustard.

He’s just like his fat fuck counterpart in North Korea: he shoots 18 every game.

He’s coming down at the ball about to hit it toward the camera.

This is well done. Hilarious, dead on, and entertaining as shit.

Personally I don’t think this article was long enough. Good stuff.

He allowed the introduction of palin to the national political landscape. He votes against people often, not just this time. He’s dead to me already. This was beyond the last straw. I am sorry to say this about someone who is in fact dying, but drop fucking dead.

How many more of these hard on articles do you have in the can? (So to speak) We get it. And Reagan had a psychic. And Paltrow is a wacko. And someone froze their fucking head for the future.

Wrong. These are facts, not opinions. And you got it wrong.

You are full of shit. That’s Fox News bullshit.

You don’t know any such thing. You’re a troll. Fuck off.

Please stay on this. The whole Republican Party has a platform of “whatever the wrong side of any issue or the wrong thing to do for the wrong reasons, that’s what we’ll do”. I’m not sure what makes them so destructive. But boy that Obama really pissed them off didn’t he? They’re gonna undo this Obamacare thing even…