He’s got Allstate so he’s been paying higher premiums for years just so they could advertise “accident forgiveness”.

I would love to see you try to articulate the chain of logic in your head that links giving up guns with our country no longer existing. I’m sure you can’t but it would be fun to see you try. Read something other than NRA propaganda. Or eat a fucking bullet.

Where should we walk to, asshole?

Where’s the video.

That’s even worse.

Just fuck you.

He did more wrong than doing the teensiest bit. When he heard about the second time, he squelched it. The he spent ten years trying not tovthonk about it. Then they all got caught. Say what you want about the reports, but the emails and testimony tell us enough. Anyone in that position should have pursued the first…

I think that was Foghorn Leghorn actually.

Horrible ordeal. Glad you came out of it. If not for the people that depend on me (kids, wife,etc) I sometimes worry that I would go apeshit in a situation like that. You’re cruising along handling it but then sometimes you get worked up mad. It scares me.

You’re fun.

Because that’s what makes this awesome joke work?

Wrong. And stupid.

True

False

So much wrong.

When you finished writing that comment you should have eaten a bullet.

We are truly fucked.

Switch to Hi-C. Right out of the giant can.

I breathe and sometimes walk for a living. Vacations are tough.

I told you to move on. Now you’re trying to get another dog in? Geez. You really missed this one. It’s ok.