Geez you really missed this one. Just move on.

That wasn’t easy, but you pulled it off. I’ll star anything that helps us admit as a nation that trump is a crass, misinformed, uninformed, disinformed, anti-intellectual dolt. I also happen to think he’s an asshole, but that’s a relative judgement and personal opinion, not fact.

God I hope when I get to hell I can find you and we can hang out.

That’s what should have happened. But it’s not the way it ever works apparently.

Yeah but we have a legal system so this is not a good idea. Fun to think about it maybe. But not a good idea.

I agree. We want everybody to be something else. She’s a tennis player.

Oh god. Please don’t make any suggestions like that. That was horrible. It went on for like 500 days.

Just checking. You know who that is, right?

Peter thiel is one of the biggest assholes of our time. The world would be a better place if he was never born. And somewhat better if he would die.

How about putting 50 fucking typos and mistakes in your fucking posts so we can ignore you from now on? Fuck.

The matador has consent. So not really. Also I think he was comparing cultures that glorify the violence. So again the comparison works.

My culture includes thinking this is funny. Except the guy is dead. But I’m not supposed to talk about bullfight club.

Hey, we’re trying to run a civilization here. But I could not possibly sit on that court room being that close to this man and control myself. And if it was my daughter and I didn’t have any other children to take care of, I’m pretty sure I would kamkazi his ass on day one. I don’t know how they do it

How come? Too much of a lightning rod?

I don’t know. I’m not a lawyer. But I suppose there could be longer statutes of limitations, or some adjustments to accommodate the fact that rape victims don’t call the police the next day like their car was broken into and stoically report they were raped. Just looking for a silver lining here. Rape is a complex and…

What?

Well, at least maybe the laws will be re-examined now.

Nicely done.

Get a life. For crying out loud, trump is a huge douchebag and one of the best targets for jokes and insults we’ve ever had as president. I know it, you know it, and vegetable lasagne knows it. Fuck off.

+1 for funny use of jarts. Christ that was dangerous.