Book It! I still have the pins.

That's not a failure. They want you to keep clicking stuff in vain attempts to close it. More clicks = more $.

Yes, it's malleable. That makes correcting people more important, because if you let that crap slide it makes its way into the dictionary. Then when we're old, we'll have to start axing people to get off our lawns.

This is common in northern Pennsylvania.

I've heard queue pronounced as "k-yew-ie" and "kwey" too (both wrong).

I grew up saying assteriks and it's a hard habit to break. I just call it the star now.