Can we please take up a collection so that ABC can get the licensing rights to this for the intro? Just one more time?

It simultaneously induces a cloud-like nostalgia AND gives me a strange desire to run through a wall like the Kool Aid Man . . .

In the middle of the Great Race! And they waited to cue his mic until the instant before he started heading up the mountain. Sadists, the whole lot of ‘em. -P