i’m deathly afraid of birds, even when they are just walking. i run up to make them fly and then run to cover.

Fuck them.

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

This is horrifying. Makes me think of the Louis C.K. skit.

It basically just raised my awareness of how much I sigh throughout the day.

My cousin loves it but she thinks Twilight is a great love story. My aunt was talking about great romances and how Twilight doesn’t compare. My cousin said Twilight was our generation great love story. My aunt gave her a look that could melt steel.

I just want someone to bring me Taco Bell and kombucha when I’m hungover, tbh.

That’s absolutely horrifying, I hope that the senate responds with positive budget changes that would put enough people on the ground regulating and keeping track of things to stop this from ever happening again.

I almost didn’t see the dots in your sentence and was shocked someone would say F** those children on Jezebel :/

Her owners should do the responsible thing and spay her.

It’s not the first time Grandma has been woken up with a banana, amirite?

True story, a friend of mine was seated next to 2 Chainz in first class on a flight about 3 years ago. My friend in aisle, 2C in window. Being an old like me he had never heard of Monsieur Chainz and didn’t hear him clearly when they introduced each other so spent the whole flight calling him Touche. As in, “Touche,…

If they go for another male actor (crushing my dreams of seeing Tamsin Grieg play the Doctor as an ennui-riddled ex-punk rocker rediscovering that fire of youth through her Companion), my vote for the next Doctor is Richard Aoyade. Smart, funny, adorably dorky, cute as hell, and as a talented writer and film maker he…

Paterson Joseph for Doctor who!

I have a female boss. She has been short with me before, even maybe what would have been perceived as rude to outsiders. However, we still have a great (working and personal) relationship, and when she was short with me I, as a professional adult, recognized that she did probably did so for reasons other than me or…

Saying, “stop it” is not rude or disrespectful. Sure, she didn’t go out of her way to be polite, but that doesn’t make it rude. She was just being direct. People could save themselves a lot of indignation if they stopped confusing directness for rudeness.

Maybe I’m the only one getting this impression from the video, but the “stop it” with a smile didn’t seem meant for the assistant. It seemed meant for whoever had just yelled “Queen” at her.

I thought it seemed like she might be mouthing “oh stop it” about that comment. And her assistant just happened to stop primping her at the same time?