My woke son Jarapahat, 3, is allergic to tacos. “Tacos are made by Monsanto,” he told me, “and you are complicit in the hyper-corporatization of the food industry.”

A friend of mine was raped via drugging. The rapists - yes, plural - took photos. They admitted it in recorded phone conversations monitored by police. They were not charged due to inconclusive evidence and the possibility it was consensual. There is no slam dunk in these sorts of cases.

I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…

“It’s the entire defensive playbook with audibles, descriptions of what the guy’s supposed to do, the whole nine yards,” he said.

Uh, are you saying you were involved ?

She’s gonna make a great Facebook aunt someday.

Ok I have argued this in defrancos comments on this very video.

The squamous parasite steering him must be protruding its snorkel-like appendage for air.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

That verse was alive and well in the 90s

“I believe in second chances, but not really, I actually don’t.”

Serious answer. Pepes are like gemstones. Some are quite common, some are rare, and some... some... might not have even been discovered yet.

This Kermit Meme sounds like a great slugger.

Slightly off topic???

Yeah I feel for him too. By moving up to the second round, he got a $4,000,000+ dollar contract, with a $1,000,000+ signing bonus and half of the money in the contract guaranteed. I’m sure he would have rather gone in the third round where he would have likely only gotten 3 mil for 3 years, but only about $700,000…

Counterpoint: I should be allowed to take all the nude photos of myself I please and sleazebags should not hack my accounts and share them with the world.

I *like* nude photos. I literally sent several last night to my partner. We’re 2000 miles apart right now. I like the sexiness and intimacy. I like knowing he’s…

If you don’t want your car stolen don’t own a car.

THAT’S the lesson you think people should have learned? Go fuck yourself.

Which is just shorthand for “you don’t have a right to privacy.”

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?