My woke son Jarapahat, 3, is allergic to tacos. “Tacos are made by Monsanto,” he told me, “and you are complicit in the hyper-corporatization of the food industry.”

A friend of mine was raped via drugging. The rapists - yes, plural - took photos. They admitted it in recorded phone conversations monitored by police. They were not charged due to inconclusive evidence and the possibility it was consensual. There is no slam dunk in these sorts of cases.

I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…

“It’s the entire defensive playbook with audibles, descriptions of what the guy’s supposed to do, the whole nine yards,” he said.

Uh, are you saying you were involved ?

She’s gonna make a great Facebook aunt someday.

The squamous parasite steering him must be protruding its snorkel-like appendage for air.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

That verse was alive and well in the 90s

“I believe in second chances, but not really, I actually don’t.”

Serious answer. Pepes are like gemstones. Some are quite common, some are rare, and some... some... might not have even been discovered yet.

This Kermit Meme sounds like a great slugger.

Slightly off topic???

Yeah I feel for him too. By moving up to the second round, he got a $4,000,000+ dollar contract, with a $1,000,000+ signing bonus and half of the money in the contract guaranteed. I’m sure he would have rather gone in the third round where he would have likely only gotten 3 mil for 3 years, but only about $700,000…

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

It’s 20-fucking-16 and some white people still think this is some kind of valid justification?

I was going to give him a pass on this because I don’t understand what the fuck he’s saying.

From the still image, I immediately knew the Trump supporter was the lady on the right.

“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

“...I’m sure he could have readily convinced a blackout drunk girl to have sex with him...”