Trevor Simian

Cardinal. It’s for the tone of red used in the school colors, rather than the bird itself.

Really looking forward to Russell Wilson’s video where he laughs nervously for 4:30.

Other than in the locker room at school, I can’t think of the last time I undressed in a public bathroom.

To be fair, he didn’t say that both sides were *equally* bad, and in fact implied that one was, in fact, measurably less bad.

One person literally had federal investigations opened into his discriminatory housing practices.

Wow.

The cross campus bus had a stop outside my dorm down a small grassy hill that would stop there if people were waiting. One day my freshman year I was late for class (shocker) and was running to meet a bus that was just about to pass that stop.

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

Penn Jillette told a story last week on his podcast. During the filming of Celebrity Apprentice, he had the following exchange with Donald Trump.

Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?

Time is ripe for another My Bloody Valentine reunion.

What if, and I’m just spit balling here, we just never talk about race. We just ignore the issue and get angry whenever it comes up.

I live in a house with three other college-aged men. The biggest problem we have encountered is naming the house we live in.

Not even actual monsters in human form can resist the crisp, refreshing taste of Diet Coke.

+8 Ball

I’ve seen this Seinfeld, turns out it was the sweater.

You act as if Heidi is some pillar of moral uprightness.