Question:

A High level executive at my job often uses the phone while using the bathroom (#2!). I find this weird (is it?), and I’ve walked in on this strange occurrence 3 times so far. The phone conversations are all about sensitive business. If I’m also using the restroom, do I have license to flush the toilet…

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