philadelphiakessel
Philadelphia Kessel
philadelphiakessel

If I had a dollar for every time some Deadspin writer used the term “crabmeat” or some variation thereof when describing an actual injury to an althete, I’d have at least a thousand dollars to buy a ton of crabshit from a fishmonger and dump that shit through your sunroofs. There’s funny, and then there’s mockery of

YOU ALL NEED TO STOP WITH THE CRABMEAT THING IT IS NOT FUNNY.

Fixed. You seem nice and you’re a funny writer and I’m not trying to be mean to you, but we can do better than Bendall.

I bet you a cheese sandwich she has, at some point in her life, described herself as a “Free Speech Crusader”.

Who?

I love how you scrubbed legitimately thoughtful replies to your post.

If that pisses you off I dont wanna be around when you find out how many women play for the NBA, NFL & MLB.

This is what you came here to post? Neither did Cooper 2 weeks ago. Coaches don’t always go through the line. I’ll go search for your Fuck Cooper post but while you’re waiting for me to find it, Fuck You.