When you get down to it, it is kind of strange that we get together and pretend to collect teams of employees, and award them imaginary points for things they do at their jobs, just because they work in football.

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

I bet her farts go through three generations before they are free.

God, this is going to be so embarrassing for Dolan when he finds out that Trayvon Martin is not the name of the cars that James Bond drives.

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

Roger Goodell and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week.

Another person whose WAR on drugs hasn't been very good.

The White House is the hardest Gym to get the badge from. No one ever makes it past the Trainers on the lawn.

So much guilt here. Must be a white pizza.

The arrested Texas Tech fans will have the book thrown at them. The UTEP fans, however, will be charged as miners.

if you've never waited a table in your life, then you don't know wtf you're talking about. if you can't afford to tip, or if you refuse to tip, then you don't go to a sit down restaurant... PERIOD!

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

deez nuts

It is Green Bay vs the Seahawks. The colors on your screen are messed up.

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"