Over 8.0 WAR posted already, in less than two years of that 6-year contract. At the standard market rate of 6M/WAR, he has already outperformed the first half of his contract before he got through the first third of the contract's time-period.

4x all-star, 3x gold glove winner, 2013 silver slugger... don't hate on my O's

5 RBIs yesterday, in case you were wondering.

That's what a krafty ballplayer does.

So true, a good American always goes for singles

I think what Lewis is saying is Colby should have went for the jack instead of exploiting the swiss defense on the left side of the infield, thereby increasing the amount of cheddar he earns in his next contract. Some of our older readers camembert Ted Williams used to do that. Like any good American would do.

Semi-related

Meanwhile the Spurs be all

In Loria's defense, the Big League Chew was grape flavored.

Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?

This should be filed under lolknicks.

I'm hoping he just retires. And goes to play Cricket in India. And stars in Bollywood films. Then, we would have ESPN India and TMZ India.

You seem fun.

That's a common injury in that area. Millions of Brazilians were also severely butthurt recently.

The district viewed video of the lap dance on a cell phone video.

I could see the replica trophy fooling people. But using cardboard cutouts as defenders yesterday proved ill-advised.

Please don't bring the Dutch into this, I am already nervous as hell for my Oranje going into today's game. I don't need the past failures of them to be on my mind haha.

7-1.

No you won't. It's over. I'm sorry.

What does American beer have in common with people having sex in a canoe?