"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

"Wrong kid." - Donald Sterling

"HEY RYAN! I do not like when my mistress comes to basketball games with black men!"

"Instead, it'll be in the winter, when temperatures rarely get out of the 70s."

Nobody affiliated with Philadelphia has ever been happy about anything.

Gordon has the right to appeal his punishment, and will presumably exercise it.

This is a public textual medium. Improper capitalization and punctuation is the same as constantly mispronouncing words in real life.

Questions end with question marks, not periods.

Think you could maybe learn something about how to construct a logical argument. For example, it would be unacceptable for me to dismiss your perspective because you have chosen to name yourself after an actress that has recently decided to announce her support for Woody Allen, an accused pedophile. That is committing…

V Stiviano was born the following year, the first step in the NBA's cunning 31-year plan to rid themselves of Donald Sterling.

Klan Air

V. Stiviano for Vendetta

I think this is some great brand synergy. When I play Pacman, I can never get past the first level.

Such an irresponsible "professional." Gronk is recovering from a serious injury and partying this hard so soon risks tearing his brotator cuff.

Watch your back, Snowden. Boxers have long memories.

the Pacers also claim they've had a boycott in effect since the playoffs started.

...Well knock me over with a feather. I can safely say that I did not see that coming.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

Stone Cold was awesome. He had the best persona ever. I personally don't give a shit about actual wrestling skills because its fake and I am not 7 years old.