ARE YOU THE MIX 92.3 $10,000 FUGITIVE?

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You are dumb as fuck

There are a lot of strong #4 seeds in this tournament. Also, how are "Miami Sports Fans" not listed in the sports region?

Very Kemba Walker-like with that step-back jumper, March basketball rules

The Saints should just pay Darren Sharper to deal with her

The Patriots have been studying his tape for a while.

"...spooked him and he had to hastily abort mission."

The plane's ok though, right?

"If you are saying that you'd rather watch Stoke City vs. West Ham instead of Seattle Sounders vs. Portland, you aren't being honest"

The "big fucking German" is also LeBron's nickname for Dirk Nowitzki

ok, yeah damn that would be bad

I don't know who to feel worse for on that one, Lakers players/fans or the rim

Yeah this is definitely not the first grand slam he's caught, he looks like a Denny's all-star

Make him fight #8 Kobe as the final boss

What should I pick for my lotto numbers? Since you guys are here to help...

Where is the fan's left hand? You cannot see his hand and at a certain point Muma looks at his crotch before glaring at the fan...did the fan grab his dick?

Fuck Bill Simmons

He's taking the idea of this "friendly" match too seriously.

Violent acts will always come back to bite you