Fuck Bill Simmons

Depends how many chicks are driving those "safer cars"

What a thug...

It's good his parents are helpful and understanding, or at least genuinely attempting to be...unlike Michael Sam

Did they have to take a train to get there?

"Hey! Those people have weird long feet! Hey! Hey person! Your feet are weird! I don't like change!"

Fucking bandwagon Heat fans will show up anywhere

Well now they have a use for all the extra dog hair they have laying around

or a frozen dead dog

I wouldn't fuck with Zimmerman, dude knows how to stand his ground

Now that is a good idea

Better than this shirt

The only pocket he's cutting through consistently is a Hot Pocket