When I was 12 I learned to tie a noose, and proceeded to hang all 26 of my sister’s Cabbage Patch dolls one day while I was bored. It was fun.

Sash cord like that does. Maybe little lengths at Home Depot. Most rope comes in spools, and you buy it by the foot. 

Ok, I’m going to ask a question. And before I’m castigated; it’s not about racism, it’s about grammar. Why are we capitalizing "black?" It's an adjective, not a proper noun. 

We’ve invaded Canada like 3 times over our nation’s history, and had our asses roundly kicked every time. True story.

If you’re a Trump supporter in 2020, you’re either a brain dead moron, or a bad person. No exceptions. 

Nope. He picked mom. I mean, he probably did the right thing. But still. 

Precisely what he said to me when I asked him. While learning to drive clutch in the same Pinto. Still. 429 Torino. 

I remember being very very young, and dad had a big white rumbley car. Loved going for rides, just me and him. He drove it differently, lol. One day he loaded up the whole fam-damily, and off we head to the Ford dealership. Several hours later, we left in a red Pinto station wagon. And that is the story of how my…

It helps the dog pull it up hills...

You’re not understanding. The bail IS returned. To the bondsman, who paid it. The 10% is basically interest on a loan.

You ever messed with a grandparent with hearing aids? “Hey g——-mpa it’s —— — see you I ——you let’s go down — —- river later and maybe — ——-ing before dinner...”

Is too late for that. Zs are getting crazy already. 

Its the rarest of unicorns, a nice price for a crack pipe. 

Didnt the Supra start out as a hopped up Celica? So logic would dictate that a detuned Supra is a ....Celica. Not that that wouldn't be ok, but it is what it is. 

I think people are forgetting about that. Very well said. 

The Subaru Robin motor in my kids go kart makes 7 hp. I wonder how hard it would be to swap one in?

He was referring to that.

Am I the only one who’s noticed how lumpy the rockers are? If this isn’t rusty it's a great deal. But I'd get it up on a lift before I handed over any cash. 

“Ramming forward at full speed?" Are you a moron or are you being intentionally obtuse? They were idling. Cop cars do 100+ mph. 

When they're burning down mostly minority owned businesses and stealing shit. We should ALL be protesting right now. But the looters are just taking advantage of this man's murder to steal.