Public: We miss the Ranger.

When I read the headline, I thought this would be a comparison of old school BigWheels to their modern counterparts. I am sorely disappointed. 

If the point is to differentiate from the posers, why not just borrow from the Australians and call them "Utes?" 

Gotta vote CP due to all the incorrect aspects of this “restoration,” the worst of which is those horrible Cragar copies from Pep Boys. Which aren’t “mags” BTW.

Adam and Eve could do some interesting things with it.

The most intriguing part of your comment I almost called bullshit on. Then Google led me down a rabbit hole. The idea of a rotary motorcycle is... interesting.

So nobody's going to mention that Nissans of this era were basically wired by meth addicted ferrets working with Lucas diagrams? It's a great price for a cruiser, but 90's Nissan products are automatic crack price, even if they're free. 

So how long until you drive it back?

That’s why we come. Can’t wait for more.

Idk how to do what you did with my phone, but “phone booth” not “phone book.”

I still like to know how the fuck it's legal to put "autopilot" on a car and unleash it to the general public. DOT regulates EVERYTHING from bumper height to taillamp configuration. But a self driving feature that the manufacturer freely admits is still in testing can be put on public roads? Seriously, WTF?

My overrule was to your blanket “no.” We are not the judges, the group is.

Overruled.

Hey! Shhhhh.

Thats "running and driving." What if they had to run for a minimum time, like 2 minutes?

Came to say this. Bill Gates is a well known Porsche guy. 

The fans booed draft dodger Clinton but they're totally cool with Private Bonespurs. Sellouts.

Doesnt Jalopnik do race coverage anymore? Nothing about Daytona? Nothing?

“cliffs"

Well an aluminum block for a 4 cylinder is approximately 400 pounds, and this is a V8, and we are talking at this point about a COFFEE TABLE not an engine, so I’ve gotta disagree.