Spiffy Jack in the Box antenna ball. Boom. Easy.

Ah, gotcha. Got introduced to that little racket as an army private in Georgia. I'm from Oregon, they haven't done that to us yet. I'm sure it's just a matter of time.

Im confused. If you're paying less for four cars in Maine than you are for two in Florida, how are you getting out of anything?

Hahahahaha

Well fuck. I gotta be that guy. The broken door handle is on the outside, which will make INGRESS difficult. EGRESS shouldn't be affected.

What are the chances that it showed up missing a door handle and someone tried to use something from the parts department?

We totally don't. They tried to get one through the legislature a few years ago but it didn't pass. There's slower traffic keep right signs everywhere, but they aren't enforced. The little town I'm in has one main highway in and out, and there's a cadre of commuters who will intentionally do an even 55 in the left…

Unfortunately, some states DON'T have a left lane law. Oregon doesn't, and it sucks.

Is it yours?

Yup, me too. All this article did was make me feel old. These things have been around 10 years? And David is a child... 

TThe FAA wouldn't call it anything, the NTSB investigates crashes. FAA creates and enforces regulations concerning aircraft. 

This. 100 times this. Not to say that this isn’t a serious issue, but it really seems like the workaround is pretty simple: turn the system off and FLY THE DAMN PLANE. Both Lion Air and Ethiopian Airlines should pay heavily for not properly training their pilots. Just like with “self driving” cars, a thinking human…

Why are you Randomly capitalizing Important sounding Words? Donald?

To be fair, it doesn't say he's phreaking them, it says he's an "old-school phone phreak." Which he is. Not to split hairs, but words mean things, and details matter. 

Rust. Not even once. 

“Story?” Logic. To affect that small section of pipe affects it’s entire length, as well as any laterals that tie into it. It would be far cheaper, faster, and less disruptive to raise the bridge than to dig up untold miles of roads to redo an entire sewer system. Sure, it COULD be moved, but it would cost an insane…

Holy shit. Hook up to a decent sound system and turn this up. Like up up. Your little bluetooth doesn’t cut it. Once he puts it on the track, wow. I’m playing this instead of music as I clean my house. The neighbors are confused...

It isn't magical, it has to have grade. If you raise or lower one part you either put in an expensive and maintenance intensive pumping staition or you adjust the grade of the ENTIRE pipe. Or, dumbasses could pay attention and go around the low assed bridge.

Yes, it is. The signal turns red and a sign flashes "overheight must turn." And this website is a private citizen's, not the city's. 

In February 2016, a Kansas judge ruled that the U.S. government mistakenly sold the bag at auction, and Carlson, a “good faith purchaser,” was subsequently “entitled possession of the bag.”