Mom, stop sending Jill Stein yard signs to my house, please.

kfc is some chump ass shit where is the damn popeye’s

Will Ferrel as W. Gotta be.

That’s low-hanging fruit

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

She almost looks like she could be the older version of this person.

“She gets to grow up knowing you don’t have to be a white male to be president.”

No hate on Angie or the work she does for women’s rights, but as a Normal currently suffering through a PhD I cannot roll my eyes hard enough at this.

Affirmed.

Y’all reach with this shit.

So a girl is not allowed to quote Baby Got Back when talking about her own ass anymore? We have reached peak meaningless outrage.

Donald Trump: They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists.

Make America 8-8 again