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Do Japanese kids not swallow things?

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"Shit is just business, String. Buy for a dollar, sell for two."

An archaeologist you say?

Of course, Monster Island was just a name - it was really an archipelago.

Today is also the 71st anniversary of the birth of Lee Harvey Oswald.

"I'm selling these fine leather Jedi robes"

Best get down to the Winchester.

@Wess28: As a British person, I was actually wondering where they'd been to get those awesome tans.

@pinshot: Ben Kingsley is half-Indian if that helps (his given name is Krishna Pandit Bhanji).

@aec007: Regardless of the altitude, if the water's boiling it's not going to get any hotter. Well, unless you have a pressure cooker I suppose...

Long ago I vowed never to fly with Ryanair because Michael O'Leary is such a colossal dick (I think it was his attempt to charge disabled passengers for wheelchair transfers that tipped me over the edge). He could probably increase his company's revenue if he did something about that factor.

@Andrew Wyatt: Twenty dollars and twenty cents? That's real bargain!

Ah, America! Where "fanny" means "bum", and "bum" means "tramp", and "tramp" means "slut".

I bet that guy who asked for the money back on his preorder feels pretty stupid right now.