@DunnCarnage: I'm drinking tea right now.

I hear Spielberg's so paranoid he thinks that someone's written a book making wild accusations about his office furniture.

This says it all.

O wad some Power the giftie gie us

I hear the Greek one is for sale...

@Chronixal: If you like football, I recommend Jonathan Wilson and Sid Lowe too. Brooker is a god.

@LucasReis: I honestly can't think of any Scottish video game characters. I guess there's James Bond (various games) - he's half-Scottish. And I assume Groundskeeper Willie is in at least one Simpsons game. So they're both pretty cool...

@syafiqjabar of Mars: Hmm. They forgot Seagal and van Damme

@Helis: Colloidal Snake?

@deanbmmv: Q, A, O, P, Space

@icarus212001: To be honest, you could say every one of those things about videogames too. It's his life/money, let him do what he wants.

@Dr. Tobias Funke (analrapist): Oh Tobias, you blowhard.

Not only do I use my mouse right-handed, but - get this - I can use right-handed scissors and corkscrews too! I'm like the X-Men of left-handedness.

Ooh, I love Heat. I have it on video - actual VHS video. It is SUPERB.

Yeah, well, I played Fast Food on the ZX Spectrum +2 and it was a fucking travesty, so let's not get started on the "crappy products from otherwise successful companies" game.

Come to think of it, I can't recall a game where your character eats lunch.

@MachineMadness: Command & Conquer: Red Alert?

@Superspecs: Hmm, according to Wikipedia he is a a former professional American footballer, who played for the Chicago Bears and the Arizona Cardinals. How odd.

@Blastarr: Hmm... That sounds a lot like Min Hoogen and the Hoogen-Notes

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