@Raspberyl's Lover: I hear you can go blind doing that.

@Cocomango: I'd like to see something abstract - something by Mark Rothko or Jackson Pollock for example. Failing that, perhaps Hieronymus Bosch would fit the bill.

@dangerism: I picked up the Monkey Island special edition at the weekend - it's (at least) twelve kinds of awesome.

@Mister Adequate: You should see what Sarkozy gets up to in the dark - it's disgusting I tell you, disgusting.

@Sparx: Ah, so they're fighters in the employ of Nippon Ham, rather than people from Nippon (or Japan, as I like to call it) who fight ham. That certainly make more sense.

Sorry - the Nippon Ham Fighters? Is that name for real?

@Celestial Panda: Thank god! Mmm... Newcy Brown...

I suggest a two-for-one deal: buy Midway Newcastle, get Newcastle United FC free. Seriously, is there anything in Newcastle that isn't failing and being put up for sale? Tell me that Viz is still OK, at least.

There's only one way to settle this, and I think we all know what it is.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

If Microsoft were working on an in-house music streaming service...and it was going to hit the 360...why bother courting [last.fm] and making such a big deal out of it?

@n00b_pwner: International Superstar Soccer Pro Evolution on PS1. Had a shot of it a while back for old time's sake, and was shocked to discover that it looked like the players were designed by someone with severe cataracts.

@Stealth_chill: They do. Of course, since owning guns is (mostly) illegal in the UK, the police will be knocking at your door shortly.

@ThisDudeRufus: I feel I should post this:

Is it the deputy night editor?

@CHU BOI: I think that's Theo Walcott's evil twin. You can tell by the beard.

And so the great game of internet whack-a-mole continues...

@FunkyMunxy: In the abscence of a game about expenses scandals, I say yes.

@Chances: I hear there's a pretty big pirate craze in Somalia.

Alright me hearties, follow me!