@D3lphiki: I don't own Killzone 2. I don't really like FPSs very much, so in fact I didn't buy either of the Resistance games either. I do have LBP though.

@ShoopDaBoofs: Not sure about in Japan, but in China I once had a cab driver chase me down the street to return the 2 yuan (= £0.18, $0.29) that I left him.

@Kobun: You should have seen the look on Goliath's face.

@Trumpet: Soccer is short for "Association Football", it's a piece of archaic English public schoolboy slang. See also: calling Rugby Football "rugger". Best not to think about what they call netball.

@BritBloke916: Nah, Zod was in Superman 2 - you know, Terence Stamp.

I hope that's the final boss at the top of that hill.

@ThursdayNext: Silicone Heaven? I think that's where tits go.

See? This is why you should always track down the dungeon map and compass.

I don't want to change the world...

I'd prefer to play as Famine. "Press A to withhold food"

@Silverbackne: And you don't look much like THQ to me, boy, so that kind of narrows it down don't it?

@diebroken: Was that the thing that had Palace Hill (the Grange Hill spoof) on it?

@xIvSlowDeath420: I think it's called the Czech Republic nowadays.

@KillerBee: No worries, some people get a bit touchy about that particular mistake though;-)

@KillerBee: Scotland. Not England, Scotland. I don't think I can be too clear on that.

@Firelance: Also you would have to live in Dundee.

@Firelance: Minimum wage in the UK is currently *checks Google* £5.73 an hour, which is *checks Google again* US$9.37. So you'd be selling yourself short. Although I guess your commuting costs would seriously eat into your pay.

@xxXX_Insanities_Birth_XXxx: Have you ever been featured on <a href="[ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougol....com]">[ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougol....com] ? You seem familiar somehow...

Kafkaesque? Does that mean they aren't going to release the game, and they're going to ask a friend to burn all the copies of it after they die?

I'm looking forward to setting up a God vs Nietzsche showdown.