I have a cousin in the Marines. A sweet, smart kid who just got married. His mother is terrified for him because of crap like this.

People in 2012: “Oh no! The world is gonna end!”

I too have a Nuclear Button . . . and my Button works!

Seeing as we’re all going to die very soon, I’d like to confess that I do watch the Big Bang Theory from time to time.

Not quite sure why everyone

Seriously - what is your fucking problem? Wife cheating on you? Gay, but afraid to come out? Dog piss in your Cheerios? Small dick?

Not necessarily, but you are definitely a troll. And a fucking tool, to boot. Any post you make is mouthy and divisive, and you do that shit on purpose. All anyone has to do is take a quick gander at your comment history to see that. 

Ignore Rude Negro. He’s not just a troll, he’s an asshole.

Same with New Orleans after Katrina. Tourism is the main industry. You need people to not stay away when there are working hotels and restaurants that need business.

To you, too!

Some of us see what you’re saying, Phi. Would be nice if those who posture about doing good in the world put their money where their mouths are after a tough time for certain parts of the world. Some people just want to be dicks about it.

Worth it. They can afford it, and the principle is righteous.

What I love about this site is I honestly can’t tell if you mean there should have been an unsportsmanlike penalty on the Jets due to spiking the ball in an opponent’s face (literally, this time!) or an unsportsmanlike penalty on the Patriots for the flop.

In the biggest games they could play against each other, Tom Brady is 1-5 lifetime against the Manning brothers (AFC Championship games and Super Bowls). 16% winning percentage. That is all.

My grandma grew up in the Great Depression and was a straight ticket Democratic voter for 70+ years.

Where do normal people even live in that area? Last time I checked, even Basalt was becoming “where the rich people live that aren’t rich enough to live in Aspen proper”

Is that where Paul McCartney went? If so, good for him

Alright, Goldie and Kurt, longtime mountain friends, can stay (Melanie too) but no more newbies. And this is not a “no transplants” thing, I’m just tired of “!!! Famous people in Aspen” stories. Although this year we may have jumped the shark, Rita Ora is now onboard.

I am ENRAGED—ENRAGED—because I have to live here to, you assholes. You can't have it both ways. You can't say, "We are all New Yorkers today" on 9/11 (at this point...just insinuating yourself into the grief of those you despise the rest of the time) and then use blue states as Sodom that threatens America..."red…