So, wait, if you’ve never been “lucky enough” to have been brought out of the greys prior to this, from now on your comments won’t be seen at all? I guess that’s goodbye to all the time I waste on this site. Why on earth should I come here to read stuff if I’m not allowed to comment?

In the shoe collection they debuted, they were ripping off other designers like crazy, including Chanel and Gianvito Rossi. Is that the same with the clothes?

A: Shitty styling, both in the fact that the dresses don’t fit her right (especially that blue-gray monstrosity on the opening spread of the story), and all sourced from one DC boutique. That tells me either no one wanted to lend her clothes for the shoot or they didn’t have money to pay for a proper stylist, or both.

While we were sleeping?!? Who the hell sleeps anymore?

Maybe it’s the cockeyed optimist in me — and lord knows the c.o. rarely visits my brain these days — but I can picture them wanting a big family. And looking at George and Charlotte, clearly they make adorable kids. I want to be really happy for them and wish them all the best.

Given all the circumstances, breathless reportage of Melania’s fashion kills me. She makes Nancy Reagan look like Mother Teresa.

A friend of mine who’s a drag queen has announced that he can achieve this look very easily, and plans to do so for Halloween. And looking at the photo at the top, I can see it.

Photos of the cancelled check(s) or it didn’t happen. Seriously. Because the man lies about rain, for Christ’s sake. He will have no problem lying about this.

I just could not love this comment more. Thank you.

I was one of those up at the crack of dawn. I remember being utterly enraptured then. I would watch this happily — now bawling every second, of course.

Why do they always want this? Even Trump, whose first two wives were blonde trophies. Someone needs to do a psychological study about what the “bleached-blonde ideal” means to these rich assholes. Oh, hey, you know who also was really into blondes? Nazis. Just sayin’.

Small comfort: If she’s taken both her Twitter and Instagram private, that means that no longer will she be able to brag to the masses about her designer finery. And that really was the whole point of her awful, bad-mannered, nouveau-riche post. So we win.

We have to put up with four years of this entitled, tone-deaf bullshit. Please god let it only be four years. Please god let it be less.

What’s going on with his hair in that photo in which he’s pointing at the sky? Something doesn’t look right/same/usual. Let’s hope the stress of the job is causing it to fall out in record amounts.

Get on Twitter, people, keep up the fight. Support Sleeping Giants and Shannon Coulter, RT everything they tweet, send emails, do what you’re able. Because with Bannon back, shit’s about to get super ugly. Granted, Mercer is going to keep Breitbart afloat, but let’s make sure that’s the only way, and not through the…

For a three-day conference, that isn’t terrible — especially if you don’t have to pay extra to hear any special panels or the keynote. Most conferences cost a shitload of money to produce, especially anyplace that’s a union shop, which is pretty much every convention location these days. And before someone screams,…

No, thank YOU.

Lol, your assumptions are fantastic. How truly intuitive you are to know everything about me from one comment. Please, do me a favor, go fuck yourself.

When Fallon invited Trump on and mussed his “hair,” that was it for me and Fallon. Too many people watched that and laughed and thought, Hey, look, Donald Trump isn’t so bad. He’s certainly more human than that bitch Hillary!

He’s the worst possible combination: An idiot who thinks playing war will make him more of a man. I loathe him so completely.