Right there with you. And not even so much because I don’t trust the people who’ve been put in place to FUCKING STOP HIM BEFORE HE DOES SOMETHING REALLY, REALLY STUPID. But he is going to piss off that little creep over there to the point of no return, and if possible, that little pisher is even crazier than Cheeto…

Seriously, he has such a hard-on for dropping bombs, as any guy completely insecure about his manhood would. We should be legit scared.

Been nice knowing you all!

You basically just described the afternoon I had to do it. I didn’t add the following in the previous story, but since you mentioned: For their wedding gift, I went to the bride and groom’s registry and bought what was called a “vegetable bowl” by a well-known tabletop brand. It was $40, so admittedly, I didn’t put…

I wish I had an in at QVC/HSN — I’d love to do a collection of work and party clothes for women ONLY size 10 and up. And they’d be tailored, and the dresses would all have sleeves, and the skirts would be a flattering length. And yes, the dresses and skirts and pants and evening dresses/gowns would ALL have pockets.…

Everything in his collection seems gigantic on me. I totally think it’s vanity sizing. Unfortunately, our minds are so fixed on that stupid number, plenty of people will buy something that says “size 6” in it when they really wear a size 10.

You are a kind and thoughtful person.

You also have to look at the idea that so many of them are paid to wear those gowns and jewels and shoes and bags now. Contracts are everywhere. So if you’re an actress who actually can make a living even though you’re larger than a size 12, you’re being denied moneymaking opportunities because that designer or that…

He does — the lower-priced Michael Michael Kors line, as I mentioned in original comment. But his higher-priced “Collection” label does not go into plus sizes — and from a cursory look at what’s currently available on his site, it doesn’t look like he offers much in the way of sizes there …

Somewhat related: Recently I had to go to a gift-opening party the day after a wedding. I had never heard of this before. Is this a thing? Basically it was the couple opening up their wedding gifts and cards received the night before — of course, it was mainly the bride, with the groom sitting dumbly nearby.

As a childless-by-choice person, I’m not going to any baby shower that doesn’t offer booze. Because it’s the only thing that’s going to get me through faking the ooooh’s and aaaah’s of the next four hours.

He is a really lovely man, and has always been supportive of all women — celebs, clients and fans — regardless of whether or not they are model-thin. That is unfortunately the exception rather than the rule in the industry.

It makes me crazy that Kors doesn’t dress women who don’t fit into the image he has in his head, not only because, yes, it’s clear he has struggled with his own weight at times — and you rarely see him in anything but the black jacket and T-shirt, which he obviously thinks works for him no matter what — but his…

Yes! Love Tadashi Shoji …

A friend of mine had to do a photo shoot with Krupa, who is quite the demanding piece of work. She also thought it was a cover shoot, and it wasn’t, and her PR team was too scared to tell her, so they totally threw my friend under the bus. I think they might have even been filming RHOM when this was happening. As…

Actually, no. I didn’t start by saying “All designers,” did I? I then went on to explain that the designers that everyone clamors to wear — Chanel, Gucci, Valentino, etc — are the ones to which I was referring. I also said There are designers (emphasis added here) that actually are happy to dress women larger than a…

Designers won’t dress Graham because they don’t want it perceived that they sell anything larger than a size 12. It’s basically awful.

How is it “mansplaining” when Bear was simply trying to clue you in on the process? And he/she/whatever is right, most of the time they’re tied into a project about to be released. If Kurt and Goldie didn’t get theirs until after Chris Pratt, it’s probably because they didn’t have a production company or anyone else…

Also look at those 15-18-20 tip percentages that they “helpfully” put at the bottom for you; sometimes that math doesn’t add up, either.

It really has changed so much in recent years; I used to LOVE Vanity Fair, but once Graydon Carter started putting Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana on the cover on a semi-regular basis, digging up dirt long after both were deceased, I began to lose interest. Not that I don’t mind some great dirt — Dominick Dunne also…