You are my hero.

At this point I don’t know if I should only be appalled or also find it downright hilarious that men STILL rate women using a number. Again, our current POTUS does this, which should speak volumes. I have never, ever heard a woman say, “He’s got a great personality, but he’s a 6 in the looks department at best.”

It definitely counts, especially when unsolicited in every possible way (meaning you hadn’t shown him any interest). Especially because it sounds like he also worked in the fitness industry (?), he probably thought he was the prize all women should covet — and do whatever is necessary to rise to his standards.

Lemme guess: You didn’t act at all horrified by the collection, because you liked him?

Jennifer Garner is so pretty in that photo above, and looking at him so adoringly.

And likely he didn’t get why you would find this so insulting.

I felt zero spark with him — hey, he wasn’t my type, either — but who thinks such an explanation is their version of “letting you down easy”?

Guys using food as metaphors for relationships = no, thanks.

Thanks for the clarification. Still seems high. Then again, I’ve rarely seen anything on TopShop and thought, Must have that. Likely I’ve aged out of it.

Good luck with that. Hope you’re not in New York. It’s brutal.

OMG, I would have bailed at the “pee-pee” remark.

He was raised so well. I am divorced from someone who was the youngest child and only son, and man, did his mother do a number on him. We all definitely pay for the women who raise sons to think that NOBODY is good enough for their little boy.

That sounds about right (the pastor part, I mean).

Is it me, or are those prices a little high for TopShop?

It’s so hard to believe that any guy is stupid enough to find it “disappointing” that you have a brain and enjoy using it. Then I remember who our president is …

I thought about that. Maybe I was *too* interesting? Or maybe he thought it was nicer to call me strawberry rather than vanilla. Who the hell knows.

Anyone up for “Most obnoxious thing a guy has ever said to you to tell you he’s not interested”?

We get it, Drumpf. Your penis is huge*. We get it.

Wonder if that cake was made with eggs not properly refrigerated.

This is my favorite story yet, only because it confirms all we know: He’s a cheapskate teeming in bullshit. He doubled Mar-a-Lago’s initiation fee, but I’d bet all the money I have he’s given club operations not a dime more for maintenance and improvements. His Atlantic City casinos were shoddy and not…