A month in, there are still days when someone on the news puts “President” and “Trump” together in a sentence, and I think, That didn’t actually happen, right? Because the reality of it is still just too ludicrous.

I realized this weekend that I’m a great candidate for clinical depression. I don’t want to leave my apartment. I sleep way more than I should. It’s affecting my job. It’s affecting my social life. And I’m fucking obsessed with every headline on Twitter that has to do with that fucking asshole that roughly 70,000…

I don’t know if it’s because Trump is exhausting me or if Pence is doing/saying things we want to hear, but I now actively look forward to him taking over. Just for now. Just to get us out of this immediate mess. I get that he’s a Christian whack job who wants to repeal Roe v Wade and that when he was governor his…

Love the spin: “We were just practicing so we could weed out the problems.” Riiiiight.

Good point. I hate him so very, very much.

Fuck this fucking guy. He’s quite literally going to get someone killed with his stupid, simple-minded words. God help us all.

Was it the journalists laughing, or all the stooges he brought with him who know they’d better laugh at anything he thinks is funny?

I’m awake until 4 am every night looking through my Twitter feed. I have to stop. Then I wake up every morning thinking, What did he say while I was sleeping? This is not a healthy way to live. I hate every single asshole responsible for denying Clinton the election. If only because we would be so much calmer right…

Seriously, I can’t concentrate on my work. Because every freaking hour, there’s some new disaster. Part of me is terrified, part of me is furious that Ryan and the rest of them continue to stand by saying, “Nothing to see here!” while the other part of me now wants to grab the popcorn and watch the apocalypse of this…

Miller has zoomed to the top of my list of people I want to see led out of the White House in handcuffs. And you know he will be crying like a 3-year-old who’s just had a toy ripped out of his hands.

ATTENTION TRUMP-VOTING ASSHOLES: YOU NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER AGAIN get to claim the moral high ground when it comes to Hillary Clinton. You fuckers have fucked us so completely with this bloviating, self-congratulatory, racist, mysogynist, fuckwad idiot. I have HAD IT. I AM DONE.

Lesson: Men are idiots.

Of note: Those idiots are still clinging to “Bernie would have won.” I got freaking attacked on Twitter the other night when I called someone out for it. It’s mind-boggling that they’re still clinging to this in the face of everything we’ve seen the past three weeks. Not one of them has the balls to say, “You know…

Co-sign with this! Would love it if Jennifer Aniston just came out and said, “You know what? I have never been interested in having kids, and I own it.”

I know, right? I should design one and sell it.

Seriously. I have HRC, Clinton/Kaine, I’m With Her, Still With Her, and Nasty Woman. I’m covered, thanks.

I still can’t believe this guy is an actual brain surgeon. Also, who’s the smirking guy?

I’ve seen people visit her who are more than a little nervous meeting him. That can’t be good, either.

This is her 9th arrest in Charlotte County and the bride says that they are no longer friends.

She has to be super strong with him sometimes to make sure he always knows she’s the alpha. But seriously, who wants a dog in their life in which it’s mandatory — for their own survival and any kids or other dogs that might be around — that they assert their alpha behavior on an ongoing basis? That’s just nuts.