Homie, where did I use the word “all”?
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Reviewing a Nicholas Sparks’ movie is like shooting fish in a barrel that have already been shot. But only after a long, love affair in which they wrote letters to one another that never reached each other because the mail service in a barrel is horrible.
“Scott Eastwood’s Abs Take Center Stage in Nicholas Sparks Adaptation.”
“...Vili Fualaau, meanwhile, discusses his bouts with alcoholism, depression and why he believes the system failed him while he was still a minor.”
Man, SHE’S gross. I think he is an abuse victim, same as a female child would be considered in this case if the role’s were reversed. He’s an adult now but honestly his life has been so intertwined with hers as she basically stole his childhood and saddled him with kids super early. As a result, this woman has always…
You’ve got the order exactly right. I would hatefuck Rand Paul (all 5 feet of him) and watch those curls bounce, then go take some Plan B right in front of him. Jeb Bush is surprisingly the least disgusting of the bunch. Ted Cruz is definitely the most killable of the three choices.
Murder/suicide all three.
As a wise man once said, “Never Tweet.” (I think it was Jesus Christ.)
When I was a teenager I visited SF and thought it was coolest, queerest, best city ever. I always considered moving there until I visited this last year. What the hell happened there? Everything I hear about coming out of the Bay Area is godawful, and I live in its almost equally awful tech twin city, Seattle. Without…
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Hand Banana from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Hand Banana, a rapist dog monster genetically engineered from the DNA of a talking milkshake.
All I picture is:
Yeah, I'd much rather pick up a letter from under a loose brick or taped behind the toilet tank in a men's room, but I'll do the encrypted email jam too, whatever people wanna get down with, you know?
The encrypted email is cool and I like the name of that particular Kinja, but if I ever have secret info to pass you can we do the old-school thing where I put a chalk mark on a certain light post and you know to check the loose brick behind the old church? And there's got to be some kind of cipher involved in the…
Oh yeah, I completely agree with everything you said. I call myself pro-abortion around friends & family who won't freak the fuck out about it. It's kind of a joke, but I also mean it. It's not like I WANT women to get abortions, but I have zero problem with them choosing to get one. I do think abortion is always…
I'm totally pro-abortion.
No, seriously. I mean, their side has extremists who say things like babies that come from rape are "a gift from God" because they've taken their pro-life/anti-choice position to its logical conclusion, where choosing to terminate a pregnancy is NEVER acceptable under ANY circumstances.
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