Yo, I'd do the same thing as the Bird of Paradise. It looks like so much fun.

YES. BOOM.

Guys, I am super impressed and terrified. I fired a handgun for the first time over Christmas break (thanks to the bf's Wisconsin fam) and it was exciting and terrifying and I have made respect for them. They're so heavy! And loud! And holyfuckingshit they blow serious holes in stuff. I can't even imagine shoving one…

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She had her back done.

HOW DOES HER SISTER NOT FEEL HER SISTER'S NIPPLE ON HER BACK?

#NOTALLBOOBS

tiddiez, heh heh

Wow.

Do not mansplain this to me.

Actually, the blog is fine.

If I wanted to see smut like this I'd be reading Deadspin. Or, jesus christ, GAWKER.

Boobs are not feminist. Just because that boob wants its freedom doesn't mean it deserves it.

(she works here)

Same. What happened to feminism? This ain't it. This boobs.

Same. I thought this was a feminist blog.

Wow, Jezebel. So disappointed in you.

My wife and I are trying to have a baby. I'll be carrying the little gremlin (we're lesbians YAY) and she is planning on breastfeeding (with me). There are some hippie herbs you can take to make the boob juice happen, apparently. Anyway, she tells me the other night that not only does she think I should eat the…