This is why I'm naming my children Paul's First Letter to the Thessalonians and Paul's Second Letter to the Thessalonians.
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Oh god, I never thought I'd say this, but I feel you Justin Beiber. I have ALWAYS wanted an under-the-stairs nook. The way the house I own now is set up, it's not a possibility, but if I ever do own a house with a nook, and then I find out that the person who owned it after me got rid of it, I bet I'll be really sad…
If you're having sex with someone and you don't get off, how often after the sex does the person immediately attempt…
The goal of Shade Court has always been to right the incessant wrongs that are committed in the name of shade.…
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Yeah, cats can be real dicks.
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What gives, cat? Why can't you just let everyone alone?
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This is the true meaning of Christmas.
I once worked in a hospital, the same one as my dad, but as a lowly receptionist. This nurse was so horrible to me, shouted at me, belittled me etc. The next day she comes in, all sweetness and light, calling me darling etc., as she's worked out my surname (which is a pretty unusual one) is the same one as my dad's,…
I was serving a grandfather and his teenage grandson. The kid asked for a bowl of chili, at which point I explained that we were out of chili, apologized (why we as servers have to do this, I don't know, but we do) and told him the other soups we had available. The kid said, "But I wanted the chili." Ok, well,…
When I began Shade Court, I did so because I wanted to provide a public service and to preserve the good name of…
Starring Miranda Cosgrove and directed by Christian Bale
Countdown to Lifetime movie adaptation starring (insert person who looks nothing like Ashanti): 10...9...8...7...
Dongs and Natalie Portman. (This probably looks delightful to anyone who's not reading my notifications.)
Haha, I edited that because I didn't want to spend the evening defending it ... and now you look a little cray.
Love it.
the scary one, and the romantic comedy, and the artsy fartsy one
Look, Nat. Star Wars was bad. You get what you get.
Yeah I feel sad even fixing it. Dong Arts and Crafts is going to be the name of my new Lifestyle Blog.