After this outcry they also quietly returned a student's scolio correcting backbrace taken because she was flaunting her new found height over classmates.

I'd like to chip in to buy him a cane specifically designed so that he can hit people that try to take it away from him. He can use the other cane for navigation.

"We regret that a mistake was made in making sure the student was in possession of his cane when he boarded the bus Monday evening," wrote Gracemor on their Facebook page

What is it about white people (and other nonblack PoC) getting overly familiar with the word nigga? Like, I'm serious. What compels you to just think that's some cool shit to say to people? Like, how the fuck does that work? Enlighten me. Please.

"We are not racist at all and serve anyone."

The best part was that when my mom came to get me after I got fired (I was 16 — I couldn't drive myself yet!) she wanted to stop by the mall on the way home. There was a fancy new store that sold tapes and CDs (! — hey, this was 1986!) opening up, and they were setting up the store. In a fit of bravado I asked if they…

He proudly returned to his fellow Lords of the Flies and proclaimed, "Chuck E.'s a girl! And she's got tits like THIS!" making the (in)appropriate gesture most commonly associated with such a statement.

Smegma Goblins...

On the list of band names you go.

He's like the Man-Kassandra of this Greek Tragedy. ;)

i love that dude

When Scott Disick is the voice of reason.

I was an English teacher in Czech Republic after college. I taught a lot of different people, but my best contract was with this small company based in a small town outside of Prague.

I've got one that Timehop reminded me of today actually.

My birthday is exactly a week before Christmas, and as such, is almost always the day that my office chooses to have their holiday party. This has happened several times over the years with various jobs, and it is generally uncomfortable and has occasionally gotten weird.

The most memorable, however, was several…