I came here to say this exactly.

I would serve pizza at my wedding, tbh.

I love this and also your username.

If Guy Fieri was a place, he would be St. Louis.

I hope Robert is teaching Jamie how to hate Fifty Shades while still making money from it.

You snatched that wig right off.

Dead in the eyes.

The top comment has to be the best:

GET IT GIRL!

Naya looks like she wants to peel the flesh from my bones.

This is how I shower, tbh.

She ALWAYS looks like she'd rather be anywhere else but around Dornan/in 50 Shades. Or maybe she's just re-evaluating her life choices.

I dislike this woman with every fiber of my being. She doesn't deserve that sweet puppy, and I hope he finds an amazing owner soon because he deserves all the love.

This is one of my worst fears.

The amount of snark in this comment thread is giving me so much life right now.

He looks confused in every pic, as if he's unsure how he got there.

No one looks happy to be there.

I laughed so hard my stomach hurts. That is the best prank.

This story was less disgusting than I imagined it would be, and about 10x more amusing.

It's the worst.