I paused so many times out of secondhand embarrassment/because I was laughing so hard that it took me twice as long to get through her freestyle. I still haven't finished the video. I laughed so hard I squirted BB cream on shirt, because I stupidly thought this would be a great time to put makeup on.

That orange cat is definitely me when it comes to food.

I have wanted this to be a thing since I first learned of Idris Elba's existence. Hollywood, don't be a dick for once and make it so. A lot.

I know, because 'Murrica.

Someone better be losing their job.

I love Nicki sfm.

That DListed article about Chris Brown and The Biebz is the best thing I've ever read.

This was a very interesting, well-written article. I hope there will be a follow-up on Ruby in the future.

Found my new heroine and some new life goals.

Reading this article makes me really proud to live in Colorado. These kids are amazing!

The real reason Mark Wahlberg wants his 1988 felony assault conviction pardoned is so he can become a cop. Just throwing this out there: Maybe a man with a history of race-based hate crimes should ~not~ be a police officer.

Perfect gif use, darling.

Obama has the best smile.

The last story was gold. So funny!

She dismissed that reporter perfectly. I need her to take me on as an apprentice.

Let me nooopppeee, let me nooooppppeeee.

A Frozen sequel is in the works

I'm sorry you went through that, but I got really excited because you said you're from CO and went to school in PA. I am also from CO and went to school in PA.

That's weird and I'm sorry.

In my defense, Kristen, I most likely wouldn't talk to you even if you weren't famous because you seem pretty boring to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯