I suddenly have a case of the vapors.

Did she just pass up on the chance to bang God?

+1

Erin, before you go to the Stanley Hotel, you are first required to get high and stare at our state mascot/guardian/demon for an hour. It's actually state law.

Mariah Carey, Patron Saint of Shade.

Is this going to become a weekly thing? Because it is the greatest and I would like to hear more rulings from the Honorable Judge Kara Brown.

James Marsden played Fuck/Marry/Kill with Neil Patrick Harris, Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper. His answers defy logic.

Please go so I can live through you vicariously.

I wish I lived in the area. I'd totally take the day off work for Dongmageddon.

"Another usurper in my kingdom," whispered

I'm ready for the Obamas to adopt me. How do I apply for this?

This thread is the best. *writes them all down*

Also: Broseph of Arimathea.

Not a fan of Kesha, but I'm rooting for her!

I usually say "Broseidon, King of the Seven Natty Light Seas," but I like yours better and will be stealing. #sorrynotsorry

This is so accurate it's almost painful.

I wasn't aware that Ashanti was still relevant. I learned something today.

No judgments here. I use that line myself. A lot of the time, I get, "Oh well, I wasn't tryna date you. I just wanted to be your friend/hang out."

LOLOK BROSEIDON.

I wish George had changed his last name to Alamuddin instead. Or hyphenated it.

George Clooney-Alamuddin.

I didn't mean to suggest that she should know EXACTLY what she wanted down to every line and shade, and I definitely think that giving a tattoo artist free reign is a good idea because each has their own style. But I feel like she could have gone in with a vague idea of what she wanted to go on her body. (Ex. "Some…