So did the girl just walk into the tattoo shop with zero ideas on what she'd like to cover up the kanji with?

"Hey, I don't like this anymore. Cover it up; idc with what."

That's really interesting. Did you get days off for the start of all hunting seasons, or just buck?

The horse statue is in Denver. We call him Blucifer. He is a state treasure.

I'm terrible at explaining Frozen Dead Guy Days because it's literally THAT ridiculous, so here's the Wikipedia summary of FDGD:

Haha! You got it! :D

I'm not familiar with the term myself, but I assume it's the first day of deer hunting season by the name. I find traditions in other regions both weird and interesting. I have no room to talk, though: the airport of my state has a giant blue horse with glowing red eyes right outside of it to welcome visitors. We also…

My stomach just cramped at the thought of Mad Mex. When I was out in PA for school, I think I went there once, and regretted it. I do have to say, though, that it was good price-wise. I went when they were having one of their weekly specials. Broke as college student + cheap tacos & margaritas? No one could have…

That is quite true.

This overgrown dive bar that calls itself a city.

Am I the only one here who took the headline to mean he was stabbed with a knife?

I wish I could have that gif framed and hung on my wall to play over and over again for all eternity.

That's awesome. You win.

I wonder if his gf doesn't actually like it. She may seem annoyed in some of clips, but if that was something that really bothered her, she probably wouldn't be with him. But who knows, really? I'm just seeing this one aspect of their relationship.

I just laughed myself to tears. omg.

ACTUAL REACTION:

Swooning.

Kerry Washington and Idris Elba? I don't think the world can handle that amount of hotness together in a single space.

I could only listen to about half. I felt so sick.

This is the gods' greatest gift to humanity.

It's definitely both. Let's not say any more until we have our summit.

I think I just had a mini heart attack looking at it.

Fuck, he's onto us. I guess we have to move to Plan B.