it’s been 10 minutes and i’m still sitting here trying to think up a response to this article but I keep getting distracted by having to physically shut my jaw.

a couple of years ago on an early morning flight, my seatmate puked pretty aggressively while we were still taxiing before takeoff. The attendant refused to take the bag from him, not just in that moment but even when we got to cruising altitude. straight up threw up her hands and said “no way.” The guy sat for the 3…

Save it for the talking room, son.