Yes, because those people aren’t giving millions of dollars to politicians. Who cares what anyone wants in this country. This country is bought and paid for by the big corporations and is horribly corrupt.

I know I’m not supposed to wish crowbars to the shins on people, but hey, the heart wants what the heart wants.

They punch down, and then get all “OH, so it’s okay when a [insert minority group here] says it?!” when people respond with exhausted sighs instead of belly-laughter.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

You really gotta admire Microsoft’s commitment to backwards compatibility. They’re really going for it. Even more so than Nintendo, who is kind of the king of backwards compatibility. It really frustrates me that Sony isn’t even really trying. There are so many games from the past that are just being lost to time…

“In the next few years, we’re either going to have an economic recession (like we do roughly once every ten years...”.like we do every time the Republicans gain any modicum of power over the economy.

The diaphragm is the main muscle involved in breathing. I think you may be thinking of the birth control device, which is not what Jennifer Lawrence tore.

Microsoft’s Giant Surface Book 2 Is Very Powerful, Very Fast, Very Pretentious

This review literally criticizes a device for being too powerful and too functional in relation to a similarly priced, functionally limited product. What in the damn hell is going on here.

People who are experiencing cognitive dissonance after realizing that maybe their MacBook pro is outclassed in every possible way by this thing

It’s hilarious to see these kind of “insults” thrown at a Surface Book but the MBPs (and other equally absurdly priced and “ambitious” Apple products) get a pass.

I don’t get it.

Who the hell essentially lists “too nice of a product” in a dislike???

I think it’s more as compared to what pretty much EVERY OTHER MAN who has had such accusations leveled at him has done. Does this apology and mea culpa mean we should all forgive him? Absolutely not. He has to earn forgiveness with more than just a “My bad. Sorry!” But it makes me hope that he’s going to do what has…

For any guy that does not know, never, EVER carry your wallet in your back pocket. It isn’t called the sucker pocket for nothing. It is super easy to pick a wallet out of a back pocket. Not nearly as easy out of a front one. Not impossible, just not as easy. Also, to make it even harder, wrap a nice big rubber band…

For any guy that does not know, never, EVER carry your wallet in your back pocket. It isn’t called the sucker pocket…

I still don’t know who exactly this is supposed to be for.

The two big draws of DOOM are the breakneck speed and graphical fidelity...if you’re experiencing this game for the first time on Switch and sacrificing both of those you’re doing the game and yourself a disservice.

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

Halo 5 runs at 4K, 60FPS. Forza will as well. Zoo Tycoon is 4K, 60 FPS. There’s a lot of 30 FPS stuff, but some games are hitting 60.

........can I just not want to play it because I don’t want to buy a finicky console with motion controls to play yet another goddamn open world game that has a story barely more advanced than “excuse plot”?

Really, it’s come to this?

A) Ignores men who have been harassed, with Terry Crews being a recently-out example.