I feel energized. I don’t know what it is, but I am determined. I can’t wait for November.

I lock the bedroom door to keep the apples out.

It is reductive though. First of all, why does rap get called out when virtually all music has a loose relationship with the truth? Second, rap is rooted in black oral storytelling traditions like toasting.

“the 22-year-old beauty mogul reveals that she locks herself in her bedroom at night with an apple.”

Y’all, is 50 all that old? JLo could run a marathon on a 5 second notice if she had her shoes with her. She’s physically fit. She’s obviously conventionally attractive (not that that matters when it comes to sexuality- it really doesn’t). Why are we surprised women of any age are sexual beings? Really?

I don’t get Jennifer Weiner’s point at all. Pretty much everyone is hotter now than they would have been at the same age in earlier decades. My mom, at 67, looks better than Blanche did. We wear sunscreen now, and don’t settle for old lady hair cuts at 45 anymore.

What I’m taking from this is that you, Tracy, are doing a much better job of cultural commentary than Jennifer Weiner is doing. I’m 54. I’m ambivalent about my own place in the hierarchy of sexual objectification, because while I absolutely understand, and feel, the deep problems of objectifying women’s bodies, and…

I’m confused: a big part of JLo’s job is to be incredibly hot. Her body is exceptional because she works incredibly hard to make it so—-it’s not impossible, just very hard. People do very hard things all the time when they have incentives to do so. I mean, folks are aware that she is a professional performer and…

PUT MORE COVERING OVER THE THINGS I LET MY PRESIDENT GRAB, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!

Sorry, spotted my typo too late, “which turns out to be about her coven struggling with power doled out at the whim of the patriarchy”

Hey...Jeb! got tingly caliente feelings in his khakis. Bet he was loving J.Lo’s opening quasi-dominatrix costume.

They’re 43 and 50 goddamn years old.

Wow! That was one of the most joyful performances I seen in ages. There was a literal symbol for women in the middle of the flipping Superbowl! The dancing was sexual but not male-gazy and the political messages were spot on. Those ladies were show themselves off.

I don’t think either of them has aged. It should make me jealous, but I’m so hypnotized by their beauty and how well they still shake it that I just can’t be mad at it.

Aired on Fox, too, which was just beautiful. 

You can’t even say the word vagina and you want people to believe you’re not easily offended? Grow up!

I’m not a sportsball fan, but I tuned in just to see the halftime show. I legit choked up when I saw JLo wrapped up in the Puerto Rican/US flag, the kids in cages, her daughter and that kid’s choir joining in for a few lines of “Born in the USA.” I thought all of this was the biggest F-U to the Trump administration…

Does Shakira age? Because based on this video I’m not sure.

Is it okay that I couldn’t care less about the super-less bowl? And the cancerous tentacles of media obsession and coverage?

The children in the cages was a powerful image.