Yeah. Do you know how hard it is to get a reservation at a Michelin-starred restaurant?

As someone who is immunocompromised, may I just say: I hope she gets an infected ingrown taint hair that doesn’t heal right for at least a month. 

I’m really looking forward to the nuanced take on his passing and legacy that Deadspin will post tomorrow. Oh wait. Shit.

This is off topic but IANAL makes me think iAnal which sounds like a buttplug that vibrates to the beat of your iPod.

Tits are more offensive than guns.  Fuck this country.

Username appropriateness: Appropriate.

Fuck this shit. I’m done with the internets for the day. 

Gotta love them freedum lovin’ reelz ‘Muricans. But I guess I’m just a triggered libcuck snowflake.

Sis? 

I have the song the nazi band plays at the book burning in The Last Crusade running through my head. Hitler’s Dangerous Art exhibition worked out real well, why not Dangerous Books?

Jailing librarians. Let that one sink in.

Please ban the bible.

I am a Warren supporter with a husband who likes both her and Bernie. In all our conversations about the two, he keeps bringing up the fact that this country isn’t ready for a woman president. HE thinks she’s the best candidate, but he doesn’t think the COUNTRY is ready. I don’t think it registers with him that I find…

As a fellow Warren supporter, this is the correct take. I don’t doubt that Bernie made remarks about the electability of a woman candidate, because he was probably saying what we’ve all thought in the wake of 2016: wait, is this country too sexist to elect a woman? I personally believe it isn’t, which is part of why I…

could you like... invent some kind of machine that beams this message into the skulls of literally everyone

Warren has been tagged a “liar” by the GOP for a while now. Any story on Fox is accompanied by dozens to hundreds of people calling her a liar.

Also said Warren’s wealth tax wasn’t a good idea because apparently it’s just taking money “for the heck of it” or “just to be mean”. And says that you’ve gotta spend that money wisely, like... she doesn’t have a plan on where that money is going?

[long, exasperated sigh]

Politics and twitter is like mixing meth and fireworks. I hate everything.

Their box office is more like a litter box.