What the actual fuck?

Worst of both worlds: They’re CGI cockroaches with human faces.

It’s pretty clear the filmmakers are hoping the audience kills itself en masse.

Lifehack: You only tell your family you’re going to see Cats and just go do something, anything else.

My bf is so ready to get stoned and see this. I was totally on board until you said “dancing cockroaches.”
Are they people dressed up as cockroaches?
If they’re CGI-totally-going-for-realism dancing cockroaches, I may be out. 

I just imagine the shell-shocked staring around the holiday table that night, as the food slowly grows cold. Someone is softly weeping behind a closed bathroom door.  We will never be the same, no.

I cant wait to use the gifs from this movie. 

I think that’s pretty apparent. The only way it makes money is if it falls into so bad it’s hilarious. Which is a fine line. Sometimes things are just terrible and it's not funny. 

You don’t know it yet, but reviewers are turning this movie into a cult classic.

I can’t wait to not see this film.

Everyone who agreed to be a part of this film deserves all the internet abuse they will get because the broadway show was the most awful piece of theater trash I have ever seen in my life. It is known. Why anyone would ever think it would be a good idea to make this into a film is beyond me. It doesn’t even look like…

Pretty much across the board everyone decided it’s just that terrible and instead figure out new and fun ways to creatively lambaste it.

I never liked that show; it always looked like wish fulfillment for some middle aged man.  Like we haven’t seen that trope over and over and over again.

Once upon a time, the premium cable pay channels like HBO and Showtime used to attract audiences because they offered uncensored content. They used to do shows for the specific purpose of showing gratuitous nudity and sex scenes to attract viewers. It was understood that these shows were sub par.

To be honest just about zero nude scenes are necessary unless it’s a step by step guide on being a naked life study piece, and that goes doubly so for sexual violence being depicted in that other than extreme circumstances handled with care it shouldn’t be there.

Ive only seen her in JW2 and OITNB. Neither impressed me. She mostly just makes me want to watch Daria because every time I see her I hear Mr DiMartino saying, “thank you for being so...angular” to Jane Lane.

She can’t act, she is on CW show Batwoman, I couldn’t make myself watch it because she can’t act. But then no one on CW can act besides John Barrowman.

I have no doubt that Kylie spends a lot on security, but $300-400k a month seems improbably high. A super high end security system and 4-5 well paid bodyguards shouldn’t cost even half that.   It’s not like she needs a team of 30 goons surrounding her at all times. She’s a reality TV star/wealthy beauty entrepreneur,…

HijiNKS Ensue referred time it as “Thanksgravy,” which I have since adopted.

Invader Zim called it The Foodening and I have ever since. Literally it’s a day celebrating gluttony just lean in.