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this is a good point but I also think that he’s at the stage where he recognized that everyone thought Toronto would finally beat him and he simply said: nope, watch this. It’s not fair to the raptors really. He’s just a world destroyer and I think—honestly—he believes his legacy is sealed so long as he only loses to

More like Pooperintendent amirite

It’s simple. His district doesn’t have a phantom pooper problem, therefore his district is outperforming its peers, justifying his generous salary.

From the mug shot it looks like they caught him before he had the chance to go.

Maybe they should incorporate that smack into their offense seeing how much it moved the screen.

The Rockets are the answer to the question “what would it take to get me rooting for the ruthless inevitability of another Warriors championship again?”

It’s almost like the Canadian team recognized how uncomfortable their opponents were, and effectively apologized for it.

Ugh. I was listening to some of the game on Sirius. It was obviously a Boston broadcast. The broadcasters were doing some bullshit ask-a-question-know-the-answer nonsense regarding Al Horford.

Heh. I would probably start collecting ideas for poses in which to leave my doll:
1. Stretched out in the secondary bedroom with the blackout curtains up. “She’s got a migraine.”
2. Balanced on her side in the ‘recovery position’ with a bucket just past the edge of the bed and a large pitcher of water. “She had a very,

Not so weird. Women have sex with non-communicative silicone tubes all the time. Both genders have sex with their hands on the regular and most of those hands don’t know sign language.
Fantasy is usually part of fucking sex toys. People aren’t turned on by the toy so much as they are by what the toy enables them to do

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If it’s legal and non-harmful, I just let people have their safe fun without judgment. I feel that such negative feelings towards harmless things hold so many of us back from truly enjoying life and being happy. Simply hearing such things could cause one to think, “Oh shit, is ther something wrong with me enjoying

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I would definitely fuck a sex robot at least once out of curiosity.

But yeah I said in another comment, if I went to a dude’s house and I saw a real doll I’d be creeped out. Just viscerally.

No. I’m in tech. It’ll glitch, the updates will freeze up, I’ll be tempted to start tinkering. This is just an expensive, long-winded way of bringing work home.

Honestly? This is the only sex machine necessary. AMIRITE PEOPLE?!?

To Reggie Rose’s credit, he did help Derrick pass the SAT.