Remember when Larry Nance and Rodney Hood fixed the Cavs? That was a fun half-week.

I saw Van Vleet standing in line ordering an A&W burger a block from the ACC, and nobody batted an eye. He just looks like a normal 6 foot dude in sweats. Even guys sitting at the table next to me in raptors jerseys didnt notice him.

Injuring yourself in embarrassingly mundane ways as you approach your 30th birthday? NBA Stars: They’re just like us!

Seems to me he needs to drink more water.

-600,000

“he did remember the woman recoiling from and arguing with Cuban”

But is he being too obvious about it?

It’s hard to properly articulate how big of a shit hole the Barrel Room was and how on-brand this anecdote is for that location. Imagine a portapotty turned on its side but big enough for a couple hundred people and the world’s most incompetent techno-dj to fit in and you can see why this is the bar Cuban chose when…

Cubans story is tanking quickly

DeRozan, Lowry and VanVleet are awesome. Really like watching this team. And every time I see Jonas, I’m like “how does he not get more minutes?” but then I remember they have Poeltl, who’s looking damn good, and Nogueira behind him. So many great options. Delon Wright is the third best PG on the team and they got CJ…

Whispered to my boss that I was leaving. They drove me home where I totally deteriorated (I was in like stage 2 when I left the meeting) and was taken to the ER (stage 5 baby). No bueno, but yeah, I have a super cool boss.

+1 Kokomo

I played quiz bowl in high school in Minnesota, and I remember there was a poster in a classroom in one of the other schools we had to visit of very young KG sitting in a gym with a bunch of kids. The slogan on the poster was “Shoot hoops - Not each other!”. I’ve never wanted to steal something so badly in my life. It…

One of my favourite things about athletes discussing mental health is that it hopefully shuts up those people who think depression isn’t real, that if only you’d exercise more you’d be fine. I fucking hate those people. I don’t take medication, nor did I undergo several rounds of ECT, because I don’t like jogging,…

My kids was 2.5 and not making words. Communicative, just not real worlds. Went online. I was convinced he had autism. Started eating at me. Could not get him to see a specialist. Over the next couples weeks...something in my head just starting sparking...and I had my first real panic attack. I was ruined for like…

“Guns don’t kill people, your prefrontal cortex’s inability to stop ruminating kills people” —American Psychiatrists for Freedom Foundation

Major anxiety sufferer. I had a panic attack during a very important work meeting. His candor is appreciated.

Shot half fultz?

I agree! It’s totally impossible for really cool basketball things to happen in games that don’t immediately determine Finals participation! In related news, I will never watch any 2017 movie other than The Shape of Water. It’s the only winner.

After breaking its ankles, its soul, and its spirit, the only humane thing left to do is to shoot it.