Draining a three is what, a 40% chance? Not here. It was 100% going to happen. It had to, and it did. RIP.

This is truly awesome. Even tossed in the cooking thing and everything.

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

Is the THE DARK WEB

Posting snuff gifs is an interesting editorial decision.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

Come sit with me, Jennifer! I haaaate DDL’s performances to begin with (the frenzied level at which he emotes is just super inauthentic and distracting to me; I always feel like I’m watching some butthurt theater professor trying to prove how hard he can act. So hard! Much yelling! Such spittle!), but THIS is his…

I’m also not in a feud with a 17 year old.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

Also “How’d you extend your arm above your neck? That’s wizardry!”

Well the Titanic had that orchestra, but I hear the BBQ on the Hindenburg was pretty lit.

People are so quick to throw IT under the bus and it would be easy because he is already so close to the ground. It’s also easy to sit back and call Brad Stephens a genius. While his coaching allowed IT to succeed, it was still IT making the plays and doing dirty shit. That all seems like so long ago, which makes me…

And here I am as a Knicks fan thinking “If they can get him on a cheap deal, I wouldn’t mind kicking the tires on him”

Of course, they will proceed to offer him the max and wonder how it could have all of gone wrong when it invariably goes all wrong.

Nah, Stevens of course was a huge asset but IT was a genuine stud in Boston. The stuff he did at his size was so damn entertaining to watch.

A star point guard who relied on driving into the paint who looks like a shell of the player he was after injuries.

I sure hope they make the playoffs, but if you asked me to put money on it, I wouldn’t.

See you agree

Yes, the Bulls and Knicks. Model organizations, both, who absolutely deserve to have two of the great, young talents in the league on their rosters.

This comment is not quite lowbrow, but not quite highbrow either. Let’s just call it middlebrow...

It’s a shame that he plays for the Pelicans. The NBA needs to put him and Giannis on teams like the Bulls and Knicks.