Or they go with Pratt opening the pod but treat it like the psychological horror film that it should have been.

They could’ve made it work if (SPOILERS!) when his character is drunk and talking to the robot bartender he tells the bartender how he wishes Lawrence’s pod could’ve also opened early like his did so he wouldn’t be alone. Then the bartender wanting to make his human customer happy, goes and opens her pod. Pratt’s…

But who is going to apologize for the Passengers movie????

I swear to god this dude’s fantasies about shooting school shooters (and then the teacher would be all pew pew pew and the bad guy would be all pew pew pew and then the teacher would do like a really cool flip and then kick the gun out of the guy’s hands and then the teacher would shoot the bad guy) exceed even the…

Sure, komrad, you’re just an average U.S. citizen with a few minutes to burn in your busy work day, and decided “I know, I’ll go see what those ruffians on Deadspin are doing...” That’s totally законнорожденный . 

Trump would have totally rushed into the school and taken on the shooter even unarmed, that is except for his bone spurs.

Isn’t he the guy who dodged the draft 5 times so that he didn’t have to carry a weapon and represent the country he so deeply loves (now)?

“Cadet Bone Spur”

The worst part: This four-year-old is the physical manifestation of middle America’s lizard brain. They voted him in, and they can’t be bothered with reality either.

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

Did you run right into Vietnam when there was shooting going on?

I don’t wanna get too “Fat old guy with no training” shrink on Trump but look at his body language when this dude’s talking. Arms wrapped tightly around himself and swaying. He’s literally rocking himself. I thought it was defensive at first (and it is) but it’s also meant to be comforting to himself.

That’s different, he was temporarily terrified because someone THOUGHT there might be a weapon. If he knew there was an active shooter then it is a whole different story and he’d run in unarmed and give that kid the thrashing of a lifetime.

The more I read things around here, the more Peter Thiel looks like a genius.

Things that are likely to kill Trump should he ever run into an active shooter situation:

“For real, what a completely worthless bag of shit this President is.”

Man... not cool slandering worthless bags of shit like that...

THIS IS A NEUTRAL COMMENT, FREE OF CONFLICT AND OPINION.

What would satisfy me was that she was actually going to do the trick, but aliens abducted her right before and instantaneously replaced her with a clone who didn’t perform it. She was then sent back in time to give her press conference where the after effects of the abduction were still affecting her.

Yeah, that waxel was a total “Gonna do it—OHFUCKNOPE” moment even to a never-skated layman like myself

I used to live in the capital city of Jordan.