They were holding it in during competition but now that they’ve won and have a week to chill in the Olympic Village they are totally fucking. Like rabbits. Ice skating rabbits. With Gold Medals.

Yeah but how many of those people do you rub your crotch on every day?

I think they fuck from time to time but they probably consider a relationship to be too time consuming. (Even though they spend all their time together anyway. They probably don’t feel like doing “dates” or whatever)

I don’t know shit about ice dancing but I would imagine it adds to challenge for the Shibutanis when they can’t rely on the tried and true “sexy” dancing / routines to “create characters” or “show connections”.

Clank, clank, clank, clank ~thud~

*They’ve boned since winning gold, with medals around their necks.

Not to be cynical, but after 20 years...

My (and probably a million other peoples’) theory: They’ve fucked, but aren’t fucking now*.

MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Yea grow up Deadspin! MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

I have known many people for 18 years that I am not fucking.

Really Deadspin? It’s come to this? Articles about whether or not two ice dancers are fucking? Whatever happened to the good old days when we’d get articles about whether or not KD and Westbrook were fucking?

I’m on level 4 here but hurtling toward 6

To be fair to Donny Baseball, I don’t think he’s implying those players weren’t good; he was just asking Harper to not shittalk the Marlins.

“That’s a clown answer, bro.”

True Life: The Miami Marlins

Yep, there are two things I judge people at the gym for: bad etiquette on machines (usually phone-related) and, once in a while, using WAY too much perfume. Those things affect my ability to use the gym comfortably. What someone wears does not.

I love her overuse of the word “we,” like her statements obviously apply to everyone. As someone who, like the author, fairly recently also made the decision to start focusing on my health, there is one thing I’ve definitely learned (about myself): exercising in yoga/fitted pants makes exercise easier and more…

Maybe she’s at a posh box gym. Which is why I’ve never gone to a posh box gym.