Surprised they haven’t renamed them Trump Stocks in his “honor”.

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

No, she won by about 10 inches. She was going 90 km/hr

He’s just channeling the Pepe meme in that photo.

Definitely beats the previous meaning of quadruple chen

 I’m sorry; I can’t listen to him any more without my head exploding from the cognitive dissonance.

Pedantic bio-rant: If you’re gonna go that route, then bacteria are the organism that best represents hardiness and adaptability. Bottom of the ocean near thermal vents? In boiling water? Boiling ACID water? Antarctica? Gobi desert? In a hair follicle of a yak in a remote corner of the Himilayas? On the skins and in…

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Frogs are cool! I have a big frog tattoo on my arm. Frogs are cool.

Burn down the New York Times op-ed section. Replace it with Marmaduke or something.

Feel like the writer just wants to talk about frogs. We can talk about frogs.

But those people who are fishes out of water were often the most vibrant ones in the room. I’ve begun to recognize a social type, the Amphibians — people who can thrive in radically different environments.

Seeing a lot of comments about how close the time was, and it was close. Ski races, particularly technical events, come down to hundredths of a second as was the case with her being 0.08 out of bronze. I assume most Deadspin commenters have never been to a ski race, let alone a World Cup ski race, but I think the…

Toronto vs Houston final would be great. A nice break from the status quo and really it could go either way.

Celtics Twitter has liked to point out that Tatum’s shooting took a hit right after he dislocated his finger diving for a loose ball back in January, and chose to play through it. I’m sure the rookie wall has played a part, too, but I wonder if he won’t start looking good again once he’s had the All Star break to heal…

I wonder if/when the Raps are going to be taken seriously as a contender. They’re 2.5 games behind the Warriors with a better point differential.

That part is embarrassing, I pretend it doesn’t exist because the rest of the song is catchy af.

It’s an unorthodox approach, but it looks like he’s finally improving his free throw shooting.

Yeahhhhhhh that part makes me cringe every time. Radio edit me, damn!

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