Counterpoint: forearm shivs and bowling dudes over are gangsta.

Kawhi to Warriors would be insane.

You see it’s funny you said that, because GoT names are already horribly misspelled versions of regular names.

Aaaaand...that’s why he’s going to bizzounce to L.A. the second this is done.

Inject it into my veins!

And you, my friend, really put the ommenter in internet commenter. 

“Which yacht?”

Fix it how?

Just put on the Dunc’d On NBA Cast, they call it better

Maybe they could try to let them run around and throw the ball through a hoop of some sort.

So your mouth spontaneously orgasmed.

Sponsorships/endorsements

We’re all pulling for you, Mayor Pete. 

Wow. Respect 

ASMR is not something that I am particularly invested in, and I have no idea why or how it works on me, but it does work, *shivers* and also I love durian. 

I think it’s just habit that developed from the fact that neither Donald nor Jared have enough there for more than fingertips to be required. 

Sorry.  Their dynasty will eventually be tucked under a heated blanket but this joke will live forever.

the Knicks were actively trying to get rid of him because he was too old and wasn’t talented enough to make the rotation.

Rest The Process

I think OP needs to be credited with an assist on this one.